idea: the porn olympics, where people compete to have the most nsfw stuff on their monitors as dangerously close to their parents as possible without them seeing
why is your dad shirtless
he’s hispanic it happens
I love that we get MULTIPLE ANGLES of Rupert being fabulous in Una’s hat.
actual katniss and peeta if they weren’t at the mercy of an oppressive ruler
peeta would be so happy and free spirited and silly and katniss would just be like “okay, i’ll allow it”
i want a murder mystery show where the body is always the same cheap-ass plastic skeleton, fully clothed and in some completely ridiculous pose. like, itll lay there with its hands on its hips in some terrible sequin dress, and the detectives will step up to it all super-serious like ‘it appears she’s been dead for 12 hours” and no one will mention the fact that ‘she’ is a dollar store halloween decoration
what the hell this is adorable
We’re not like that bro
no we’re not
angry social justice kirk
You people are so fucking insane wtf is this shit like okay good points but of all of the mascots you chose it’s mr ‘fuck every alien with boobies’ and sprinkle leaves on his head yall need a professional helping you live
You do realize that a good number of these are direct quotes from TOS, right?
Or were you just basing the idea of Kirk fucking every alien with “boobies” off pop culture knowledge without ever seeing the source material? Because that’s like never having seen Romeo & Juliet and saying that Romeo never loved anyone before Juliet.
Her name was Rosaline.
The thing is though, as you said, these are all good points, so why should it matter how much fictional consensual sex a character has before the non-fictional good points made are to be disregarded?
Oh, and another thing: Those aren’t “sprinkle leaves,” they’re laurels. It’s a historical reference which you would know from the context of the episode, provided you’ve actually seen it.
Mmmhmm, look like it’s time to spread this around again for those unaware
ACTUAL James T. Kirk destroying injustice all over the galaxy.
you know what would be the coolest though
of ‘it’s funnier in enochian’
you weren’t supposed to like this post
yes we were
OH MY GOD
THAT’S IT I’M GETTING IT OMG
It’s like the tumblr Dark Mark.
What do strippers do when they’re on their period
What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period
what do homeless women do when they get their period
what did tribeswomen do when they got their period
what do fictional characters do when they get their period
what do fictional characters do when they need to go to the toilet
american money seems so confusing
its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money
like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???
add some colour 2 ur economy america
vive la australia